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PARIS
HILTON
Ladies
and
gentlemen
–
you
are
witnessing
the
death
of music
as we
know
it.
The
day
that
a self-publicizing
heiress
socialite
brat
releases
an album
to global
attention
is a
dark
one
indeed.
Well,
that
day
is here
so we
may
as well
throw
away
our
mp3
players
&
CD decks,
and
revert
back
to our
old
vinyls
to rediscover
what
real,
good
music
is all
about.
But
on the
flipside,
if you
have
nothing
better
to do
with
your
cash
and
feel
compelled
to spend
it on
whatever
fad
comes
your
way,
knock
yourself
out
–
just
don’t
expect
any
second
hand
CD dealers
to fall
over
one
another
to take
it off
your
hands
once
it’s
all
blown
over
(which
would
be less
than
a month
after
its
release).
The
fact
that
I even
spent
time
talking
about
this
(let
alone
listening
through
it!)
saddens
me with
the
knowledge
that
this
wasted
time
is lost
forever,
and
I apologize
for
doing
the
same
to you.
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