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6 - Volcanic
5 - Blistering
4 - Hot
3 - Smolder
2 - Room Temperature
1 - Fizzled
0 - Extinguished

A - Long Term Shelf Life
B - Deserves Another Play
C - Once Should Suffice

 

 

 

CARNAGE HEART

In 2073 the evolution of warfare has stretched to the outer rims on the moons of Jupiter. In stead of human soldiers, heavy metal Mech-warriors annihilate one another. What makes this one different from other "start up and destroy" games, is the design and planning necessary before you can get crunching. Extreme strategists will love this baby - I'm a tuck-in-and-blow-away kinda guy myself, so the impatient factor grabs my gumball a little. For those focussed ones within your ranks, you'll quite involved, from the design aspect which entails programming and manufacturing the micro chips to assembling Mech's (bodywork, engine, weapons etc.), upgrading your robots, forming a production line and planning your attack or utilizing your strategic cunning. Keep an eye on your finances. All this to mess up the enemy. The game is relatively atmospheric and with its dramatic music and truly thought provoking approach, it's more than a mere destruct-o-rama. It's 3 / C rating should not discourage anyone to check it out, 'cause it might just be your cuppa' tea.

3 / C
- PB

 

 

CASTROL HONDA

Finally another bike game. I played one a long time ago (the name of which I'd thankfully forgotten) and it sucked - granted it was developed in the PlayStation's infant days. But there are so many four wheel motor racing games...where are all the bikes? This cracker could have more than just motorcycle fans craving for more. With the cool bike handling, choice of tracks (14 from around the world), sheer rush of leaning around corners with other bikers on your tail and popping wheelies with sheer power,
Castrol Honda might just become many a gamer's favourite. If only because motorcycle titles are so rare and it's a fresh departure from the saturated 4 wheel market. Practice sessions will come in handy before you take on the big boys. The Trainer session gets a bit frustrating as they keep you back, slow you down at corners and give you instructions when you just want to burn rubber instinctively. A single race at first is also advisable before you go into the Championship as either a Rookie, Novice, Amateur, Semi-Pro or Pro. You can go 3 laps to a full race of 100kms. As you climb the skill ladder, things get much harder. A Rookie gets everything on a plate and you could easily throttle to the front, while at the Pro stage you're right there in it with hardly any help. The speed ratios feel a little inaccurate at times where there's not enough of a visible difference between 20 and 200kmh. Or maybe it's just my glasses. Some people could feel disoriented when there's no music playing as you race - well, shove your Matrix soundtrack in the CD player, dorkus! Castrol Honda is great fun, and like most racing games, is even more so when played with a friend.

4 / B
- PB

 

CHASE THE EXPRESS

In the vein of the Syphon Filter series, chase the express takes a basic idea and make it flower with possibilities. You're Jack Morton a military NATO bodyguard trapped on a runaway train , the Blue Harvest, hijacked and controlled by The Knights Of The Apocalypse, holding the French ambassador and his family hostage for a ludicrous ransom. They have a nuclear bomb on board and thus the wheels are set in motion for an action packed (and stealth ridden) adventure filled with surprises and excitement. With over a dozen high tech multi level train couches to explore, you're faced with one heck of an embroiled experience. Terrorists are posted all over the place, you collect notes and briefs unfolding the story line, you meet other characters (friend of foe?), pick up ammo and firepower, card keys for access and more. Obviously they don't make it easy for you, so don't expect too much of a walk in the park. The user-friendly controls are quick to learn (especially if you're a Resident Evil, Syphon Filter, Dino Crisis veteran). With the train speeding across 12 European countries and 30 cities, you don't have as much time as you have to think on your feet, act quickly, be cautious. If you're the long term gamer, don't pass up on this one.

5 / B
- PB

 

COLIN McRAE RALLY 2.0

V-Rally 2 is quite an exciting little racing game, but Colin McRae 2.0 could give it quite a run for its moolah. The realism gets jacked up even more as you tackle difficult tracks from around our globe with a range of conditions in which to prove your driving skills. The realism comes in especially with the damage you can cause your vehicle: windows smash, bumpers fly off, you can stuff up your gearbox...Thus, it needs to be taken as seriously as the real thing - well, almost...but then, this IS your reality, isn't it?

5 / A
- PB

 

COLONY WARS - RED SUN

Usually the backend tale of space shoot 'em ups are pretty irrelevant. With the
Colony Wars series it's quite the contrary. While the previous Colony Wars Vengeance installment rages on at another end of the galaxy, Red Sun places you in the reluctant boots of Valdemar who has a prophetic dream. The dream is in fact a holographic intrusion by a mysterious guy known as The General, who points Valdemar to a great destiny (and possible doom), around the voyage of a great spaceship to earth. You have a whopping 50 missions to tackle. They start out relatively easy but then become sticky little bastards to complete. The money you make with the successful completion of each mission can go towards purchasing any of the vast array of weapons (30 in all), a new craft (9 of them), or even go gamble your earnings in a casino! What makes this so enjoyable is the variation of the missions. Besides straightforward adrenaline filled dogfights, you get to blow open cargo hatches to extract a target to be captured, blow up huge ships. Escort convoys, maneuver your way in towards your location through shadow asteroids (to avoid burning up from the heat of a nearby sun), pick up items, shoot weapons from the backs of giant endangered creatures and more. Colony Wars - Red Sun is an epic saga with fabulous animated link-up sequences throughout, its atmospheric and huge symphonic score re-establishing this fact. We've certainly come a long way since Space Invaders…with a lot of historic reverberation created by Star Wars.

5 / B
- PB

 

 

 
 

COOLBOARDERS 2

The Nagano winter Olympics might be over, but there's no reason why you can't hit the slopes - and I don't mean sand surfing in the desert...You can snowboard in the comfort of your own lounge at any time of day or year! The hip, funky follow-up to Coolboarders is now available. Downhill runs, freestyle, tournaments and competition can be tackled with a choice of characters, snowboards and wardrobe. Achievement and skill will give you the points you so desperately need to advance into the game. The "rad" commentator spurs you on or rips you off, depending on your ability - and he can be one annoying bastard! Specific control commands are given so you can bust some moves for maximum points. The game has a great feel and a cool, authentic look, an excellent opening sequence with real-time video footage and groovy
Prodigy-style music (did you know The Prodigy are snowboarding nuts?). Coolboarders 2 is one hip rush and a cool alternative to conventional motor racing games. Check it out, dude!

4 / B
- PB

 

 

COOLBOARDERS 4

If you still don't have a snow boarding game (and God knows there are loads), then this might be the one. Lucky bastards like us got a box-set with an orange CB4 snowboarding beenie!

4 / B
- PB

CRASH BASH

This highly entertaining longlife character has spawned three amazing play-anytime games that gave the platform adventure a total face-lift. This spin-off is hardly as in-depth and multi-layered as it predecessors, but fun nonetheless. Here you team up with a choice of other Crash characters (friend and foe), having face-offs in an assortment of arenas with speed of execution its essence. Basically you chuck boxes at the other guys as well as bombs, or collect power-ups to gain an advantage over the other team. The time limit makes it more crucial to pound the other punks. Your colourful levels include all the Crash Bandicoot styled terrain from icy to forest, while the rest of the segments do transcend the basic free-for-all as mentioned before. Puzzle related scenarios also make it a bit more hectic. Whereas the Crash games were always a one-man affair, now you can get a bunch of pals in on the franchise with this games multi-player opportunities.

3 / B
- PB

 

CRASH BANDICOOT 2: Cortex Strikes Back

The follow-up to everyone's favourite bouncing, spinning marsupial is loaded with a ton of cool levels which include the traditional forest area, sewer trails, water & platform levels, a snow covered ice area and some superb futuristic sites. Collecting ripe fruit to gain free lives are the least of your hassles, man. The story line in this game has the evil Cortex conning Crash (ie. You) into collecting a couple dozen crystals & gems which he needs for his own evil plan. You find yourself in warp rooms from where you're sent to the different locations to collect these crystals. The 5 warp rooms have 5 levels each. With an array of colourful, menacing (and cute) characters trying to thwart your attempts at speeding through the aesthetically dazzling, yet at times, super hard levels, you just can't go wrong. A task level stands between you and the next warp room. The first few are a breeze but then it gets hectic. The colourful, detailed graphics throw you into a fun filled world of zany, wacky events and surprises. One level will have you ride an ice bear cub while at another you'll strap into a jetpack, flying through a space station. You even swing from monkey bars or jump about on ancient looking ruins. Besides the weird critters and holes blocking your mission, there are the regular TNT & Nitro blocks to blow you up. Some levels also have you running towards the screen in an Indiana Jones-like fashion, with either a huge rock rolling after you or a gigantic bear in another stage. Crash is so full of character and his motions so authentic that it feels like you're playing an animated movie. Comedy abounds, even when you're knocked off (eg. turning into an angel playing a digeridoo!). A bunch of bonus areas can get you extra lives or it could sometimes cost you more! The loading time for each level is minimal and the enormity of each exciting new stage will deliver hours of nonstop action and fun.

5 / A
- PB

CRASH BANDICOOT 3: WARPED

Our favourite furry funky cartoon character in sneakers got one cool make-over in this latest installment. The fresh improvements not only includes new levels, but also allows you to play Crash's sister, either riding a jet-ski, riding a baby tiger on the great wall of China or flying a Bi-plane. Bloody marvelous. Other levels also has crash in a leather jacket hitting route 66 on a motorbike or swimming underwater. Crystal collection is again the objective, but this time Cortex has a higher power to which he has to answer. The inbetween levels are even harder than the previous two games while Crash also gets to attain a few power moves like higher jumps and super spins that can make him float. Again never short on humour, the incredible look and catchy music actually outdoes the originals. Crash is a guy we won't forget soon.

6 / A
- PB