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6 - Volcanic
5 - Blistering
4 - Hot
3 - Smolder
2 - Room Temperature
1 - Fizzled
0 - Extinguished

A - Long Term Shelf Life
B - Deserves Another Play
C - Once Should Suffice

 

PAC-MAN WORLD

Can you believe it's been two decades since the back section of your corner café wheeled in that mind blowing new technological marvel called Pac-Man? How many 20c pieces slipped through those slots to activate the dot chomping little yellow muncher? Billions, I'm sure. Aside from the totally authentic original we've grown to love so much, you're also given a new look, up dated 3-D Pac-Man. All the original characters are present and 18 bonus stages await you. The Quest Mode (where you need to save your pals from the imposter Toc-Man), is highly entertaining and pretty exciting in parts. It features 6 worlds (space, funhouse, pirate etc.) and turns the basic Pac-Man principle into one heck of an adventure. Maze mode also serves up hours of fun with up to 30 varying mazes to tackle. This game doesn't merely ride on the historical significance attached to Pac-Man, its improvements are well executed and addictive enough for modern gamers who might not have been around the time Pac-Man hit its high in the 80's.

5 / A
- PB

 

PARAPPA THE RAPPER

Amoungst the high tech blow 'em up games in every PlayStation category, there is always a little glimmer of originality.
Parappa is one of those. You are Parappa, a 2-D character in a wacky 3-D world, trying to win the heart of a babe (a flower, literally). This, however, does not come easily. In between the cool animation which propels the story, you need to rap your way through 6 stages with the help of instructors ranging from an onion headed Kung-Fu instructor to a psycho TV-cook hen. Sounds bizarre? Well, it is. But it's great fun as well. Getting into the rapping mode takes a bit of practice, but what you need to do is rap at the right cues or you have to do it again. Improvising funky bits will be to your advantage, as long as it's to the beat. Therefor, the rhythmically impaired and reflex deprived will have difficulty jumping around your control on command. It might actually help to improve this disability. Although Parappa looks like a full on kiddies game, it definitely is not. You'll soon get into its weird world and it will take a few days before you get those tunes out of your head ! This is by far one of freshest a breaths of fresh air this month among the hordes of destructive games (which we love so much) out there in the PlayStation market.

4 / B
- PB



PARAPPA THE RAPPER in Afrikaans
Hier is nou 'n spelletjie wat heeltemal verskil van die rondvlieg en opblaas temas (soos hierbo) wat in oorvloed is op die PlayStation mark. Hoewel hulle fantasties is, het jy nou en dan lus vir ietsie anders. Hierdie oorspronklike spelletjie plaas jou in die skoene van
Parappa, wat 'n meisie se hart wil wen. Om dit te kan doen moet jy deur ses vlakke gaan en saam met vreemde karakters jouself tot sukses "rap". As jy nie goeie ritme het nie, sal Parappa jou wel leer. Dit is uiters gewild, veral in die Ooste, en bestaan uit 2-D karakters in 'n 3-D wereld ! Daar is wonderlike, vloeiende animasie soos die storie vorder tussen jou rap sessies. Die musiek is lekker en steek deeglik in jou kop vas. Sodra jy die rap tegniek bemeester het, loop dit vlot, maar moenie tou op gooi nie, want dit neem 'n rukkie om dit presies te doen. Parappa lyk wel soos 'n jongspan spelletjie, maar is definitief vir alle ouderdomme se genot bedoel.

4 / B
- PB

 

PGA EUROPEAN TOUR GOLF

Swing-a-ding-ding!

3 / B
- PB

 

 

 

 

POINT BLANK

Amid the spacey titles this month, a cartoon shooting gallery will go down just fine. A shitload of targets including piranhas, bottles, armoured tanks, skeletons, vultures and hundreds more serve as an almost bottomless well of fun. Your hosts are the wacky Doctors Don & Dan, who are quite often involved in the shooting tasks, be it an apple off one's head or saving them by popping balloons, catching them in a life raft. You can also take them on a crazy quest which works like a point and click game - you encounter loads of shooting fests along the way, of course. Some crazy challenges put your shootin' skills to the test when you have a single bullet with which to nail a falling leaf or zipping UFO! One little problem, though: the regular PlayStation control moves your aim a little too slowly or too quick in other instances. The perfect accessory in this case is the G-Con45 pistol, which you point at the screen and let 'em have it. A multi-player party mode can be the cause of one heck of a riot for up to eight people without so much as a drop of blood spilt.
Point Blank can be returned to for continuous play again and again.

4 / A
- PB


...the 2nd Opinion...

POINT BLANK
Even if you don't own a G-Con45 pistol control, this game still kicks big time. There's a magnitude of shooting galleries ranging from the normal to the outrageously wacky, and a whole team of friends can play this one and have a hoot. Drs Don and Dan are the crazy hosts to this trigger happy extravaganza where you can shoot anything from cars, tanks, ninjas, ducks, piranhas, UFOs, flies, leaves, bottles, criminals and just about anything you can imagine. Single shot challenges like William Tell-style apple-on-head shots or hitting meteorites before they strike the earth are but a few of the countless shooting experiences. Hours of fun also spill over into an adventure mode where the two nutzos go around exploring an island, encountering shoot-ups along the way. A great laugh which also tests your aim.

4 / B
- PB


POINT BLANK 2

Alright you trigger happy sonsabitchas!
Point Blank is back with another bevy of targets to blow to smithereens...several thousand, in fact. Are you up to it?! Sure as shit ya are! Drs Don & Dan are back to test your aim. If this game isn't enough reason for you to acquire a G-Con45 lightgun control, then I don't know what is. In many ways the standard control is more handy for some targets, as it stays static without a shake, but then it moves too slowly for quicker targets and could result in you cussin' around the pets. The G-Con is essential, though, as I don't see you getting far in the Insane stage without one. Beginner, sure, Advance, perhaps... but no, I say no way in hell will you master Insane without a G-Con!! The galleries this time round have much of the same, but is by no means a mere Xerox (do we need a little copyright sign for that, I wonder?) of its big Mama. You have red & blue targets, black & white targets, grouping scenarios, rapid fire set-ups, defensive modes, gangster hunts, single shot games, miscellaneous anything goes galleries, variety, brain teasers, animal targets and a bunch more bloodless mayhem. Be it potting a single coin with only one bullet, nailing a car falling from a building with 60 shots before you're crushed, UFO's attacking earth, sharks bobbing for Dr Don, conventional galleries, bank robber & cowboy scenes with hostages, reaching certain scores in a certain time, shooting targets that flash in sequence, shooting addition and subtraction answers(!)...the list goes on and friggin' on. It'll take a long while before you get bored with this sucker. Now, your three main modes include the Party Mode, Point Blank Castle and an interesting Theme Park Mode. Party contains Team Battle where you can have up to 8 people compete against each other in teams. You can alternate one at a time or two guys at once (alternation will probably be at the order of the day as I haven't met anyone with 2 G-Con's). The Tournament separates the real gunslinga's from the capgun sissies. The Turf War has several equally divided blocks covering an area with the character you chose on them (be it Don, Dan, a dog, bird, whatever). Each stage you win, your character block takes over that of the other guy 'till you've completely overrun him. Again a bunch of you can join in and the hours will zip on by. Losers get penalties like 20 push-ups! Cool! At Point Blank Castle you have your conventional VS and Arcade sections. Endurance doesn't allow you to restart and you head on up a tower with numbered levels. Clearing each shooting challenge sends you on higher. Once you've lost all your lives, it's over, and your little sister will have to try hard to kick you from your reigning level. The Theme Park is a rescue adventure. You have to find the King's kidnapped daughter. You get 4 tickets with which to enter four different areas. There is the Super Bullet Train which send you on a fast train, shooting targets by the railside. When you get to a red light, you need to complete a shooting challenge. If you lose your lives you're stuffed - you only have one ticket for each ride. So, have your memory card inserted if you're adamant on saving the princess. The Cosmic Drive is a space situation - if you miss flying alien targets, you need to prove yourself in a shooting challenge. Abyss Tours is an underwater experience with similar principles, while the Haunted House has a maze from which you need to exit with loads of shooting challenges in it's dark halls. Basically, score doesn't mean a thing, it's just such a pun filled blast to blow things away, knowing no-one got hurt.

6 / A
- PB

 

POINT BLANK 3

If you still don't own any of the Point Blank games, get this one. Drs Don & Dan are back with another totally crazy collection of shooting galleries, which include takes on previous favourite target set-ups as well as a whole bunch of new, never before seen shootout scenes. It’s not only a “shoot the target of your colour” scenario either, as puzzle shots, target matching, single skill shots and insane rapid fire mayhem will drive you up the wall with delectation. As usual, the game’s real potential lies in its G-Con45 light gun peripheral’s advantage over the conventional PS control. Party Mode gets a crowd into the swing of things while the endurance and versus modes add more dimension to a rootin’ tootin’ shootin’ time.

5 / A
- PB

 



 



 


 

PSYBADEK

Skate- and snowboarding games get some competition with this smooth, trippy and jelly textured fantasy hoverboard game. Various tracks lie ahead to complete with a whole lot of glitter, sparkle and colourful action.

4 / B
- PB