Ladies and gentlemen – you are witnessing the death of music as we know it. The day that a self-publicizing heiress socialite brat releases an album to global attention is a dark one indeed. Well, that day is here so we may as well throw away our mp3 players & CD decks, and revert back to our old vinyls to rediscover what real, good music is all about.
But on the flipside, if you have nothing better to do with your cash and feel compelled to spend it on whatever fad comes your way, knock yourself out – just don’t expect any second hand CD dealers to fall over one another to take it off your hands once it’s all blown over (which would be less than a month after its release).
The fact that I even spent time talking about this (let alone listening through it!) saddens me with the knowledge that this wasted time is lost forever, and I apologize for doing the same to you.

0 / C
- PB

0 1 2 3 4 5 6
- B - C

6 - Volcanic
5 - Blistering
4 - Hot
3 - Smolder
2 - Room Temp.
1 - Fizzled
0 - Extinguished

A:Multiple Listening Potential
B:Deserves Another Spin
C:Once Should Suffice

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